[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “THE ONE DAY YOU MAKE EVERY MISTAKE”
Bottom Text: “IS THE ONE DAY THE STORE OWNER IS THERE”]
OH GOD I SWEAR I’M NOT THIS INCOMPETENT PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME!