Causton

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “IF I AM HOLDING MY PHONE, KEYS, JACKET, WALLET, LUNCH, OR COFFEE CUP,”

Bottom Text: “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.”]

This one applies to every single time a customer bothers you on your break or after you’re off, but today’s incident especially made me want to break things.

I had just bought my lunch and was walking back to the break room when a customer snapped at me to go tell them to open up another till.  In my mind, I was just another customer (who had waited in line to pay just like everybody else), and this man was barking at me like a servant.  I stood there in shock, looked down at the coffee I held in one hand and the lunch I held in the other, and back up at him, hoping he maybe had not noticed.  He just kept shouting.  The moment he turned away, I just kept walking.

If you bother a Robin on their break, you are essentially saying “your free time is less important than my free time” and you can therefore go fuck yourself.