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itsvondell:

sonnetstockmar:

IKEA confirmed to have atheist leanings

oh my god

ahahahaha france wow

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

addelburgh:

I’ll need to see some ID, sir.

gnarly

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

I understand if you are in a hurry, but what if you miscounted and shortchanged me? That is why I recount it even if you count it meticulously and SLOWLY in front of me before handing it to me. What if my register suddenly decides to restart itself, meaning the transaction has also been deleted (this has happened to me at least 3 times that I remember)? That would mean that you just stole that crap and you didn’t even KNOW it and that would mean a world of hurt/intense discomfort for not only me but everyone who was in line behind you and also my supervisors who are on duty with me. Or what if you gave me too much money and now you’re short? Who are you going to blame for that if/when you find out? Certainly not YOURSELF. I don’t want that blame, man.

Keep your flippin pants on and just wait the extra 3 seconds I swear to god I am faster and more accurate at counting that shit than you anyway.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Fabric store robin here,

This morning I am walking down the main aisle on my way outside, to my break, and a customer calls out to me from the thread and starts to ask a question. I call my manager over who is about 10 feet away, down another aisle, and explain the customer that I am on my break. That is when she gives me the biggest eye roll ever and yells ” WHY ARE YOU ON BREAK??? DIDN’T YOU JUST OPEN?????!!!” I quickly explained to her that I started work at 7am and it is my break and left quickly so my manager could assist her. BUT WHAT??? When do these customers think we stock the store? What planet are they from?

nosdrinker:

thanks coach