putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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thetomska:

I love it.

thetomska:

I love it.

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hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

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fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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jacobtrueman:

danieljlayton:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is the best joke. Like this a really fucking brilliant joke.

This is truly phenomenal.

jacobtrueman:

danieljlayton:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

This is the best joke. Like this a really fucking brilliant joke.

This is truly phenomenal.

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bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

(via whiskey-mamma)

“Stop firing fucking milk at me! I’m a police officer!”

Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedoutofcontext)

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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thecutestofthecute:

Dogs with butterflies ehe he heimage

Dogs with butterflies oho ho hoimage

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

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